NOT A GOOD DAY

I’m not having a good day. 

This whole week has been pretty bad, but today is probably the worst of it. 

I made this painting about an hour ago. I painted it on an old book. 

I’m in a bad mood. I want to destroy something. So here’s what’s going to happen:

I’m taking this painting and setting a trap for it. I’m going to hang it over one of the many canals I pass on my bi-weekly commute. The trap will be timed. When time’s up, the painting falls into the canal. No point in fishing it out. This thing was painted on a book. It won’t keep.

Don’t want that to happen? There are a couple ways around this:

1: You can give me 40 bucks for it. I’ll deliver it to you, unharmed, provided you’re relatively close to my commute.

2: You can try your luck and go searching for it yourself. 

Decide by 6:00 PM. That’s when I leave. Otherwise it dies.