I made six new Jerks Friday night. I had them on display with my other paintings at an event that took place later in the evening. These are hand-painted originals, not prints. They are regularly 35 dollars, but I decided to lower the price down to 20 bucks each for one night only. Apparently that was a horrible idea, because they were the only things of mine that didn’t sell. Actually, that’s not entirely accurate. One of them sold (the one on the far right). We usually have a hard time holding onto them, so I don’t know what happened. We sold every painting we had, including the last of the psychedelic amputees. It must not have been a “Jerk crowd”.

Anyway, there are five Jerks left, and I’m going to do something monumentally stupid: I’m going to extend the sale until Tuesday (because it was such an utter failure that I just had to try it again), and lower the price by another five bucks. This means you can own a Jerk for less than half what they usually cost. 15 dollars each until Tuesday, then they go back up to 35, where they will remain (because people only seem to like them when they cost more).

Come to think of it, you can own two Jerks right now for less than the regular price of one. If you want one, now is the time to get it.